Luxurious boho chic and an iffy hippie ride through the sixties! That's the new Dior

Blast from the past!

Sometimes I wake up at night because of nightmares. Like those dreams where I suddenly find myself in another century or millennium. A time when there were no razor blades and hot showers. And no electricity. A prehistoric era, when you wear anything you can chuck together from the gifts of nature. This collection is my nightmare come true. Apparently, Christian Dior has returned to his roots... very deep roots...

Hippie style

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The sixties weren't a horrible decade. People were carefree back then, they enjoyed themselves, smoked weed and had sex with everyone. They listened to awesome music and created beautiful book editions. They were happy. Despite the fact that they were giving each other venereal diseases that were incurable in their time. Even though the rags they wore were awful. Comfortable, sure, but awful. And this is exactly what those rags looked like. Each era has its pros and cons. The time of hippies was simply a time of people who lived in a world of their own, but - and I can't stress this enough - they were happy.

A little bit too short, maybe?

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Do you know what scares me about this model? Today's youngsters. I guess it's fine a if twelve-year-old girl prances around dressed like this at home in the summer. But you know what's really not OK? When a morbidly obese adult woman decides to wear this underwear in the city city centre. And that's exactly what will happen. The problem is that today's generation is a little larger than the generation of hippies. And because the number of fat people is skyrocketing, just like the number of coronavirus patients, they feel it's okay. But it's not! It's just as disgusting as when a guy in his sixties strolls through the town without a shirt in the summer and you have to watch his giant, sweaty beer belly bounce up and down and jiggle as he walks. And I'm not even gonna touch the topic of sexual harassment. Because wearing this in public, in my opinion, is a clear invitation for perverts, and you can think I'm too conservative or prudish all you want. I don't care, but if I see someone walking around town in this, I swear I'll bitchslap them.

I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll

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Meghan Trainor would probably be excited about this outfit, but I'm definitely not. Apart from the fact that you really can hide all that bass in it, which could have been a positive thing, if looking like a huge box wasn't so undesirable, every onlooker dressed in normal clothes will think you're an Amish. The old-fashioned Amish are best known for their strict prohibitions on the use of technology and holding the idea that women is subordinate to men. Simply put, they're total weirdos in weird clothes. This outfit will most certainly mark you as an Amish wife and nobody will touch you with a ten-foot pole. If you really insist on wearing this, at least don't do it when you're about to go to the bar and hopefully meet your future husband.